neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

signs in depression

shitthesignsask:

Yes, you’re right, all signs can suffer from depression.

If you or someone you know is having a rough time, I really urge you to seek outside assistance from a medical professional.

Here’s some links and numbers to keep in mind.

United States

  • Suicide: 800-SUICIDE (800-748-3433) / 1-800-237-TALK,
     1-800-784-8433
  • Rape/Sexual Assault: 800-656-HOPE (800-656-4673)
  • Self Harm: 899-DONT-CUT (800-366-8288)
  • LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
  • Sexuality: 800-246-PRIDE (800-246-7743) / 1-888/THE-GLNH
  • Grief Support: 650-321-5272
  • Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
  • AA/ALA (family & friends of recovering alcoholics): 888-4AL-ANON (888-425-2666)
  • Domestic Violence: 866-331-9474
  • Teen Relationships: 650-259-7136
  • Eating Disorders: 847-831-3438
  • Post Abortion/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439-4253
  • Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
  • Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

United Kingdom/Ireland

  • Samaritans: 08475 90 90 90
  • Suicide: 0870 17004000
  • Anxiety: 0844 477 5774
  • B-EAT (ED): 0845 634 1414
  • Text: 07786 20 18 30
  • Web: b-eat.co.uk
  • OCD: 0845 3906232
  • Depression: 020 8554 9004
  • Defeat Depression: 08451 202961
  • LGBTQQ/Broken Rainbow: 999 5428
  • Youth Helpline: 0845 6347650

HOTLINES FOR OTHER COUNTRIES: http://befrienders.org

Universal Online Resources

  • Compassionpit.com
  • Theres-stillhope.tumblr.com
  • We-will-rise-above-this.tumblr.com

Thanks for being so considerate!

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hufflepuffarmy:

thedalekmaster:

shoujo-addict:

T h e  W a l k i n g  D i s n e y

More:

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Damn Mulan.. Guess training to defeat the Huns turned out to be a good lifeplan

This is perfect

WHY ARE THEY WEARING BIKINIS WHO WEARS A BIKINI IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THAT’S MORE SKIN THAT COULD BE BITTEN UGH

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle